Top Ten Watchouts
POWER HANDSHAKES
How much power does a handshake really need? This is not the way to make friends. Keep it simple. Keep it Super.
VIDEO REFEREEING
Why are we waiting? Clearly he was offside.
SENTENCE FINISHERS
You thought you knew what you were talking about, but somebody...
...Knows better.
ADULT HARRY POTTER FANATICS
Oh dear.
X-WING FIGHTER COLLECTORS
They’ve never been taken out of the box, and yes they have gone up in value, but who cares? Get cornered by one of these guys and it’s all over. No matter how many Storm Troopers you’ve got.
ZODIAC SPOTTERS
Whether you’re a virgo, scorpio, or leo, when some one picks your sign it can be quite unsettling. We can confirm libras can upset the genuine Super Dry taste.
THE LIMP FISH
A regular gentleman’s handshake should consist of a clean entry with a straight hand, firm grip, and 1-2 vertical motions before release. Not - as it has been seen - a tentative entry with a cocked, slightly twisted hand and the grip of a ‘Limp Fish’.
BELT CLIPPING and the mobile phone
There have been several sightings of men clipping their phones to belts. Do you get a better signal doing this?
YAP DOGS
Clever Cats in disguise, found in trendy handbags all over the world. Free the cats.
“BROMANCE”
A hug is fine, but when it gets out of control, “Bromantic” behaviour can be quite disturbing.
